February 2012
tumblr.. you are so boring.
if a girl likes you: She will flirt with you, play hard to get, twirl her hair ect.
if a boy likes you: He will flirt with you, chat you up, talk to you ect.
if I like you: I will stalk you from a distance, make note of everyone you talk to (your friends, family ect.), I will get to know your interests and never, ever will I attempt to make a move. Then I will proceed to buy cats.
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I want an innocent relationship
I want kisses and cuddling and innocent fun. I’m tired of all relationships being about sex nowadays. No wonder no one can stay together. What happened to cute dates and monthaversaries? I want the type of relationship that is full of excitement and doing stuff like exploring or just going out and driving as far as you can one day. I want something different.
barackosama:
blogging just fills in the time between real life and porn
Me when I was 12: lol whu invented spellin dis is so much easier lol brb bak hru???
Me when I was 14: Fucking hell, stop spelling like fucking illiterate retards. It's not that hard.
Me now I'm 16: lol nope back 2 spelling like this lol too lazy 4 life lol sup